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Starbucks Demotivational Poster


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kokonut19 - December 18, 2011, 12:50 am
All i see are a bunch of teenage tools.
Derek - August 11, 2009, 1:52 am
So you're saying corporate types don't drink frappaccinos?
Alex - August 3, 2009, 3:10 am
Hurts your message, helps your thirst. It depends which way you look at it.


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nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:21 pm
Preacher Man - February 16, 2012, 2:25 am
The original Starbuck working together with the new Starbuck? Now the Cylons are really screwed!

STARBUCKS GOES GREEN - Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.

STARFOX COFFEE - Because even those sick perverted furries need coffee.

MAKE MINE A DOUBLE - Double Ristretto Venti Nonfat Organic Chocolate Brownie Frappuccino No Foam Upside Down Double Blended with an 18 gauge needle please.

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Bull - May 2, 2011, 11:14 am
yep, that's how my wife takes it. 5 lol's


Christmas 2015 -

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freasy - November 18, 2015, 8:20 am
All I have seen are complaints about the complaints, upon complaint about what I see are non existant complaints.


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spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:51 pm
HA! Great caption for a pic that's been around for a bit. Nice one pieman, 5L.
sickartist - July 25, 2010, 11:33 pm
Amen! 5 Black and bitter L's
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:08 am


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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 9:26 pm
Go into a Starbucks and ask for a small black coffee. The looks on their faces is magic.


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AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 9:25 pm
I am addicted to redheads and everyone has ripped my heart out. Time to find another, I will never learn.


ingredients -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:21 pm
Thanks. It really goes to show that they don't know how to make coffee because the coffee that they DO sell tastes like fecal matter. All the sugar in the world couldn't make their coffee taste good. Even percolator coffee tastes better.
maoworks2 - August 2, 2013, 1:29 pm
I Agree.

STARBUCKS QUOTES - sadly this is a real quote

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Jalozyin - September 23, 2011, 7:22 pm
The guy was being sardonic. If you read on past the "hoax" part, you'll see that he's being completely sarcastic about the entire quote.
Haha. - January 22, 2009, 9:09 pm
Sadly, I agree with that quote. I can't lie.
pewipo - October 19, 2008, 8:16 pm
look who said that chip giller asshole the most environmentally rigous person in the world
Skylar - September 6, 2008, 2:19 pm
Sadly, not everybody understands the sarcasm in this quotation.

DOUBLESHOT - The proper reaction to the overly nice people at Starbucks.

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joeprimo - August 29, 2011, 8:09 pm
5 lions for the hipster drinks, ynuk ynuk.

ADDICTION - is driving 45 minutes in order to get a fix at 1 am

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Agent K - May 27, 2009, 8:18 pm
45 that is
Agent K - May 27, 2009, 8:18 pm
the only 24 hour starbucks near me is 5 minutes away the rest close at 11
rerun - May 27, 2009, 8:13 pm

drive 45 minutes? Where I live there is a Starbucks every 5 miles or less....and I still don't spend any money there.

Starbucks Coffee -

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GaryO - August 2, 2013, 9:20 am
Yeah, me too. I turn right around, go across the street, never looking back, and head into THAT Starbucks.
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 4:04 am
Nice 5L Crotchety...no hidden message here!

yoga for babies -

Some Things Just Go Together -

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premiumgrade - September 12, 2013, 4:31 am
I’m not into coffee so I had to look up Ethiopian Yirgacheffe. I didn’t realize Ethiopia was the largest coffee producer in Africa. I like to learn something every day, so I can go to bed now. And, thanks for the nice comment.
lgvernon - September 11, 2013, 11:17 pm

I like Ethiopian Yergicheffe, light roast. I am also the world's cheapest person. I buy coffee beans in bulk online. Yes, your age is showing. So is your common sense.
premiumgrade - September 11, 2013, 7:31 pm
You guys actually spend that kind of bread on coffee? I can buy a bag of Starbucks ground, on sale, for $7. Is that my old age showing?
premiumgrade - September 11, 2013, 7:19 pm
I will. Thanks for the kind words, RL.
GaryO - September 8, 2013, 10:54 pm
*calf....now THAT's a Freudian slip
GaryO - September 8, 2013, 10:52 pm
No, it means ya gotta hold ‘em up to afford the double half calf latte mocha…aaand, if I EVER pay $5 for ANY size, it better have some Irish sumpm in it
lgvernon - September 8, 2013, 9:57 pm

You mean if I'm packin' at Starbucks the coffee will actually taste like coffee??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2013, 7:27 pm
Well played Mods. I refuse to order by their system, I just say "fucking huge" until someone listens. If I'm paying $5 for a coffee, I'll order it however I like.
Reality Lord - September 8, 2013, 7:23 pm

italian roast ...extra bold...large. i still have no idea what a frickin "vente" is in size. first submission...nice one dude...keep em comin.

Timmies -

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MissPriss - July 15, 2016, 10:17 am
In the terminology of Timmies...make it a double double.
mizzdizz - July 14, 2016, 9:24 am
Lifting the ole' coffee cup to this one, Prissy! ^!

Morning Sickness -

STARBUCKS - A terminology meaning, "expensive as fuck coffee." Com'on! The word "bucks" is in the name, and you ain't the one cashing in.

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 2:49 am
Thanks, Silver. Best coffee in my area is a small mom and pop cafe on Main St. - despite the six Starbucks that permeate the town.
Silverheart - April 3, 2013, 4:07 pm

Overpriced, mediocre coffee served up by hipsters is in a lame, supposedly trendy atmosphere. Best coffee I've ever had was from Rico's Diner, a greasy spoon in my hometown. Family owned and operated. And 5Ls for this 'un.

Call It Intuition -

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Greybeard - November 17, 2015, 11:04 pm
Thank you :)
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 4:16 pm
Nope. Dunkin's got better coffee! LUV this!!! 5 LOL lions!
Greybeard - November 14, 2015, 11:27 pm
Whoops. Thanks :)
MPsniper - November 14, 2015, 8:47 am
should have "gone" to starbucks.